Today is the 11th day. 11 follows 10 and is right before 12.
I was trying to think of the most bad ass animal out there (besides the Orca) which would bring as much manlyness to the table as a bearded man. Well, the obvious answer of course…
Is the BEARDED DRAGON.
How much more of a badass can you be? You are a fire breathing villager eating castle crushing Dragon… AND you have a beard. Why do you think dragons always get their ass kicked by pussies like Dennis Quaid? It’s because they DON’T HAVE BEARDS.
Don’t get your ass kicked by pussies like Dennis Quaid. Grow a beard.