Today is Day 12 as you can see. But today is a much more important day than that.
Today is OPENING DAY for the Houston Astros! Here is how to coop being a fan of theirs: expect coming in last place, so when they finish 2nd to last, it is like a victory.
In other news, remember how we don’t talk about Exhibit B anymore? Well, as it turns out… Exhibit B was spotted.. AGAIN:
Imagine working in your office… and when you open the blinds… Exhibit B is standing outside of your office, in some trees to conceal himself, petting a lamb that has gone through the taxidermy process- and has your picture rubber banded to it’s face. This is why we don’t talk about Exhibit B anymore. Exhibit B is creepy.