Yes I know this post is boring too. Sorry.
If you want it more exciting… Well, leave me some ideas on the FB fan page.
It’s late, I’m tired, Beards need beauty sleep.
And if you are reading this and don’t have a beard, quit being a little girl.
I was at a store somewhere and this employee was talking to me. I should have punched him in his fat face for shaving his beard into a “hipster” soul patch thing. Seriously, someone like that walking this earth is asking to be bicycle kicked Lou Kang style in the teeth.
Having a butchered facial job like that is as productive as shaving your ball hair to get rid of crabs- no matter what you do, it is going to still itch and look like shit.