What’s Going On Here?
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This is what is going on…
- 365 Days of Pictures
- Ink Pen (5 1/4″ length)
Hello. I am a Beard. More specifically, I am Dan’s Beard. I have been challenged to let myself expand for 365 days and by then, I must reach a length of 5 1/4″ as measured by a specific pen locked away in a specific safe. The catch? I must photograph myself every day for a year. If I succeed these, I will granted the gift of $100.
I know. This isn’t cost effective. If I succeed, I am essentially doing this for just over .27 cents a day (bet you didn’t know Beards could do math, did you?). Do not fret- it isn’t the money I am going after. What would a beard do with money? I am going for the pride and satisfaction of crushing those who doubt the wrath of Dan’s Beard.
Please check back daily- and watch me grow. And if you think that’s impressive, check out Dan’s toenail. That guy is an impressive expansionist.